David Beckham is in Beckingham Palace when there is a knock at the door.
David answers it to be faced with a bin-man.
The bin man says “Alright Becks, where’s yer bin?”
"I been out in the back with the kids” replies Becks.
“No!” says the bin man “Where’s yer wheelie bin?”
“Alright, you’ve got me - I’ve weally been on the loo”.