This jackass looks (a LOT) smarter than my postman, who once handed me a "sorry we missed you" card instead of the package I was standing by my box to receive.

When I asked him where the package was, since I was standing right here, he replied "Usually your gate is closed, so I left it at Post Office", to which I replied: "usually I don't receive packages, and leaving my equipment lot gate open on an island known as 'The island of thieves' didn't seem like a very wise choice."

Yes, they actually pried the nails out of Magellan's ship when he was anchored here: How things never change....

I'm corn-fused:

How does the example of static charge build up on very dry days relate to the Hindenburg flying through a storm front with "light rain"?

Doesn't that kinda make it "wet"?

Later that night, Nibblez consumed the little girl in one swallow....and Mr. Kidd punished Nibblez by eliminating walkkies for two weekies.