Hey! Am I the first one who got his Mystery-o-surprisey-thing? Well, regardless... I got mine today. It's a copy of The Laugh-Out-Loud Cats Sell Out with an autographed bookplate! I am well pleased!
"Okay, man... just be cool... see? I don't have your rock. Now just put down the hammer. No one's gonna hurt you, man. I'm your friend, remember? Mister Puffypaws is. Your. Friend."
"There! Now who's 'incapable of change'?! Huh, little Miss Still-hangs-out-with-her-high-school-friends? Now put on your coat and let's go to my mother's house! And try not to act all superior in front of my uncle Steve. You know how he feels about global warming. He's never going to change, so why do you keep bullying him? Just try to be cool for three hours, then we can come back here and you can keep nagging me about my 'lack of motivation' while I fantasize about being single."
"Step one in my plan to take over Pat Sajak's life is now complete! Now I just need a big wheel and a total disregard for the intelligence of the American people... wait... I guess I just need a big wheel."
That shaky-cam is nature's way of telling you to avoid this movie. It was all hype... and this is coming from someone who was excited to see it and did so on opening weekend. I love J.J. (usually) but this was an idea without development. Put more simply; it sucked.
"The only thing I requested from Ape Lad was that it has Neatorama somewhere in the design. I’m not sure that qualifies as “art-directed,” but perhaps it was. I think the obvious inspiration was the Neatorama Monkey."
Then perhaps what I'm feeling is the fact that it has been done before. Maybe that's where the "flat" is coming from. It doesn't feel spontaneous. I also agree with the previous commenter who said that it doesn't connect with the site especially well.
"The only thing I requested from Ape Lad was that it has Neatorama somewhere in the design. I’m not sure that qualifies as “art-directed,” but perhaps it was. I think the obvious inspiration was the Neatorama Monkey."
Then perhaps what I'm feeling is the fact that it has been done before. Maybe that's where the "flat" is coming from. It doesn't feel spontaneous. I also agree with the previous commenter who said that it doesn't connect with the site especially well.