My mom once dragged me out of the bathroom with my hair full of shampoo because a thunderstorm had started while I was in the shower! Who knew mom was right after all?
Loved this story--I'd read about Granpa but wasn't aware of all the other cats. I think his secret is his heart is overflowing with loving kindness. Cats know.
Zombie, eat flesh t-shirt (size L)
And @wit, there are decent and nice US citizens everywhere and yes, also a few idiots--much like the rest of the world.