"I am the very model of an Ursa Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral."

Winter Is Coming, size XL

"They traded Bullfrog! I don't believe it! The Sox traded Bullfrog, the only player they got, for Shottenhoffen. Four-eyes Shottenhoffen, a utility infielder. Got a whole damn team of utility infielders."

Sonic Screwdriver Keychain & Flashlight - Doctor Who

This is a very early car bomb. Even in the beginning mobsters new that getting the mark to turn the key to trigger the bomb was the most dramatic way to send a message. Eventually, they realized that it was easier to wire a bomb into the car's electrical system than it was to find, steal, modify and replace the mark's car keys.

Request Denied , 2Xl

This is formally known as a Martyr's Crown and informally known as Satan's Sweatband. Traditionally, this has been worn around the head with the spikes facing inward as a mark of religious fervor. Sadly, it is now mostly worn as a fashion statement with the spikes facing outward. They are big with politicians and sports figures.

"I've upped my standards..." 2X

Is it possibly something as simple as cost in some of these pictures? The more people in the photograph, the higher the price charged by the photographer?

It is definitely a bush trimmer. For Manscaping. Popular in the 70s for controlling one's "undergrowth". Obviously, great care needed to be taken in using it. Many a 70s rock band ended up with a male soprano as a lead singer thanks to this device.

Request Denied - XL

Homer Tongs! Used for moving radioactive fuel rods from worktop to the neck of a Hazmat suit.

When Worlds Collide - Navy - Small

What you see in the photo are the chip sets for what the North Koreans hope will be the central server for their homegrown Internet.

Request Denied - XL

Actually, the pig *is* LEGO and is Hamm from the Toy Story sets. See here: http://lego.wikia.com/wiki/Hamm.

FWIW, Google says a human was at the wheel and responsible for driving the vehicle at the time of the accident. IOW, human error not computer error. http://www.businessinsider.com/googles-self-driving-cars-get-in-their-first-accident-2011-8

All is well! Al's update:
http://alyankovic.wordpress.com/2011/04/20/gaga-update/

Irony alert! Commentary on the mistreatment of nature through the mistreatment of nature! How profound!

The product of shooting at Superman with a nail gun.

Remember: Pillage, then burn 2X

Pogo Stick enthusiasts, especially the very serious among them, have custom cases for carrying the tool of their trade. Much as pool sharks have custom cases for their cues.

Don't Make Me Send Out The Flying Monkeys in black, in XL

Cthulhu, my Lord, Cthulhu;
Oh, Lord, Cthulhu.
Someone's cryin', Lord, Cthulhu
(sung to the tune of Kumbaya)

Remember: Pillage then burn in 2X