DO NOT make eye contact with the guy holding the can. First it's a dollar then he's spitting on your windshield.

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It's a boy scout badge circa 1910. Mint condition!

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It's an Ankh gone bad.

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It is a scooter prototype.

It didn't work.

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It's a Baton Lock. If you need to put your baton down and don't want someone to steal it, you put on your trusty Baton Lock and, voila! No body will steal it.

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Bed pan plunger complete with "shield" guards to avoid against splatter

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Madonnas left nipple shield to be used for an "accidental" wardrobe malfunction during her Superbowl performance. The plan was scrapped last minute for a guy that dances on a rope because he was actually more entertaining than Madonnas 65 year old nipple.

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This is the story of when she was walking down the street and a scary monster jumped out and spooked her. She then points out that the sun and the monster are both shaped the same so the monster isn't bad at all. Just different. A chuckle was had by all and she went on her way

The End

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Or it's a satanic ritual that summons a demon from a blue crystal to eat the sun providing her with the power to stay young forever.

It's one or the other.

That there is a eunuch maker.

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It's the key to someone's heart.

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What you have they-ah is a professionally mounted, Northern Vermont Terminator Trout.

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It's an old fashioned fire hydrant.