Comrads, we are entering a new age where we live and work for the Greater Good... Going to college is a waste of time, working to better yourselves will help better others who are undeserving.
My roommate gave me the insight of "its better to stick with the devil you know versus the devil you don't." And what I've been gathering, is many with a decent degree in college, who makes a decent salary, will be taxed more to be given to those with less income-- not just those who make $250,000 or above. Why make wealth if the government is just going to take it and even you out with others who don't do as well?
Talk Like a Pirate Day comes from Dave Barry's book a few years back... wiki it, scallywags.