At first I bought this shirt thinking it was a for the band Three Dog Night or that it was three dogs eating a cookie...either way I had to have it. When the shirt arrived in the mail I was furious for about two minutes, then I felt a little sick to my stomach because I had eaten too many chicken sausages, so I took some TUMS and felt better. After that I drank about 12 or 13 beers and fell asleep on the couch. I woke up around 3 in the morning and was going to go crawl into bed when I noticed the "Three Wolf Howling at the Moon" shirt that I had totally forgotten about. "Of course!" I said to myself, "Three Wolves Howling at the Moon makes a lot more sense than three dogs trying to eat a cookie." I couldn't believe how stupid and senseless I had been prior to this revelation. What got me the most upset is that I had gone to half a year of community college and usually consider myself an athlete and a scholar. The best thing about this shirt is that it is black which symbolizes (of course) night which is when the moon comes out. Also when I wear it and my arms are coming out of the arm-holes and my head is coming out of the head-hole it is kind of like I am a wolf/moon super-villain which does absolutely amazing things to my ego.

They do this every day on the way in and out of Washington D.C. It's called "slugging". It's totally legal, encouraged by the government, and it's free. There are even designated "slugging" locations and rules of conduct. A lot of the people I worked with in DC do it everyday. They get in a car and just listen to their ipod. They never have any problems.

Boobies!

I call "bull excrement" on this one.

This would be so interesting if I believed that a myth that was created so that women could be blamed for original sin was true.

I'll have to tell my body that it isn't reacting to the caffeine the instant it hits my tongue from now on and that it is actually taking 30 minutes for my eyes to fly open after having ONE sip of coffee.

Maybe he was hoping it wouldn't work.

Black people experience no racist thoughts, ever, obviously. :-)