And Ph.D.s....

Nice tuxedo, drooge.

A shirt I can wear 5 times a week, for $16.99, yes please.

Internet fad? Fads die out. That phrase nearly predates Counter-Strike.

All up in ur pate, flamin' on ur hate.

His Hip Hop name will be John.

Agreed. Alderaan seems to be included out of ceremony given the size of the area labeled Empire, which puts this map at least 20 ABY.

Surprised by rising global temperatures, a new response becomes clear to world leaders.

"Valvo"

I wonder if they make more than dancers?

Victory was always an assumed conclusion. Whoops, victory depends on Iraqis willingly embracing liberal democratic values, not on how many troops we have there. We can leave troops there for the next century, in whatever numbers, it isn't going to work.

I wanted, so much, for a picture of Britney Spears to be at the end.