When you go to prison, the punishment is the loss of freedeom, job, home, pets, family, a good night's sleep, decent medical care, etc. Why is it that prison facilities that AREN'T torture chambers seem to offend people? Ever spent even one night in jail? Try it...you won't begrudge a few creature comforts for those that have to stay for many years out of their lives.

if you consider that the weather and therefore the wind is generated mainly by solar energy, any sailboat is in fact solar powered

rocket powered duck gun

we have a moral obligation to prevent the further spread of the carbon infestation

y'all realize that this is a totally logical extension of the zero-tolerance policies that have been creeping into the schools for the last couple decades right?

They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

curlers in your hair shame on you

sooooo you're saying that women avoid the sciences because they're shallow?

mandatory gratuity == oxymoron

principal == absolute power at high school

absolute power corrupts absolutely

students unite! you have nothing to lose but your meeping chains!

oh i love living in a zero tolerance world...so nice, with straight lines and narrow creases...now get back to work

bwahahaha!!! you are soooo fired

Looks similar to a leyden jar...so maybe an old fashioned capacitor?