First thing I'd do (aside from lock the doors and windows) is grab all of the Emergency Inflatable Brains, Zombie Mints, and Tru Blood Beverages. I's lace the beverages with the mints and make a trail with the beverages and brains leading away from me.

I'd then consult my "What Would Zombies Do" spinner to figure out their next move. I'd stock up on robber bands for the Rubber Band Blaster Supreme and The Dino Poppers.

All else Fails, I'd take a swig from my John Wayne Flask and Grab my Star Trek Pizza Cutter and hope for the best.. I'd be sure to wear my Hipster Mustache and "Princest" T Shirt for the irony because every one knows, even zombies, hipsters don't bathe and probably taste like ass....

Oh, I'd like the Exuvius Titaniam Multi tool Collar stays for the prize. Who knows, there may be another zombie attack later and I'd need to be prepared ;)

Wow...

Geez, Chad! Either you need a bath or something else smells dead in here.

xxl

IT'S BACKWARDS!!!!!