Now THAT is brilliant.

"...all you need is a little justification to save the skeptic's ego."

More proof that the Right cares more about it's ego than anything else on the planet.

That was awful.

@tehyoshi: ...I'm so sorry. Vegas sucks.

Only 20 feet wide and 7 feet high? Funny, I always pictured it like Singe's cavern in Dragon's Lair. I guess Dirk was richer than Bilbo.

Still the best candy commercial I've seen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhiFfOTe-R0

Did Mental Floss/Neatorama get the unwelcome installs of
"Spyware Protection" worked out?? I reported this a while back and haven't seen any Mental Floss quizzes as of late. Is it safe? Is it safe?

I used to live in San Diego near a recreational vehicle resort and have had contact with American gypsies in the past. They stole all the toilet paper out of the bathrooms at this resort and were generally very confrontational and guarded. It doesn't surprise me that they haven't integrated well into society.

Et was because he was Scah-tesh! Aye!

Where did they all come from? Warsaw Clown College. Just wait to see how many will fit in a taxi!

Not all are hot. I know an ugly skank in Vegas who blogs.

If you dumb it down, the only dumb people will understand it.

There's an obligatory "shot himself in the foot" joke here somewhere...

#1 - Harry Potter

It wasn't and apple falling from a tree. He was taking a dump.