What kind of weirdo puts cabbage on a pizza?!?

No, no, no... They don't need to kind of radiation that lights up detectors. They need the kind that makes people sterile if they consume it. Once the Chinese figure out what's causing all of their wealthy businessmen to become impotent, they'll finally stop killing these animals.

Eat more Soylent Green to keep housing costs down!

I heard that the Vienna in Australia is pretty much like the Vienna in Austria, except that every plant and every animal are venomous.

That little film was better than most big-budget feature movies.

Australia, eh? Bet them kangaroos are highly venomous.

As the great Mr. Yankovic stated many years ago: "I want a nude duck".

Did they forget to run Loki through the filter?

Welcome to America: where you have lots and lots of choices, but they're really all the same!(This applies to our cereal, our radio stations, and our elections.)

The adventures of Cloth Kid!

Wouldn't it have been simpler just to keep the sidewalk going on the same side of the river, rather than changing it?

Mules are just a half-assed attempt at making an animal.

Started to watch the video, but got too distracted by her bouncing hands to really pay attention.