Wait, you mean most unemployed alcoholic bums in the 1930s weren't very literate after all?!? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
In order to use the pay-more-money-and-cut-in-line system, you have to be staring at your cellphone all day? Why not just leave it at home, open your eyes, and enjoy the park? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
I'll bet they gave the dogs some milk that had a sleeping potion in it. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Chefs would be more careful if they were required to take the first bite. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
I hear shepherds will be in high demand in the coming years. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Not to brag, but I'm working on being #21 on this list. Ladies. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
What a great idea for a costume. Too bad, after all that work, Halloween only comes once a year. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
God have mercy on any thief who tries breaking into her house at night. He won't be leaving. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
WHAT? THERE'S NO SPACE FOR THE GUY WHO ALWAYS HAS HIS CAPS-LOCK TURNED ON FOR EVERY EMAIL? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
"...the strong taste and smell of herring."So it's a win-win? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)