An old-timey helium bucket, from back before balloons were invented. And look, it's STILL floating!

"Bad Chewie" T-shirt please.

Here's a side no one has thrown out there yet: What about the decent, traditional guys who WANT to get married, but can't find any women that are worth it?

I run into more and more single women who are married to their job and never have time for romance, marriage, family, etc.
If I ever meet a woman who isn't crazy and obsessed with money, I'll marry her. But apparently she isn't in America.

1. Exercise in the Forest Moon T-shirt
2. Lego headlamp fireman.

Thank you.

The cockpit is supposed to be on the starboard side of the ship.