Wonder if it will be coal-powered, like the original was.

Driving in traffic at 79 MPH while using one hand to hold a camera and take a photo. How is HUD safer?

Precision tennis racquet.

(Bad Chewie)

Bet he ain't got a girlfriend.

God's machine that makes mushrooms. (See? He just finished using it.)

- Bad Chewie

Nothing. I'd rather swim, fish, or boat there than sit on my bum watching a screen.

Why not?

Applicant foolishly disclose their social security numbers and birthdays so companies can run credit checks. What's the difference?

There should be caterpillar-like tufts of hair growing in his ears.

I played it on the American pronunciation and misspelled 'cuff'. Afterwards found out the girl was saying 'cough'.

What a joy it is to read the comments for this article; they're all spelled correctly!

What is a Cuh?

Neat piece of art, but a stupid piece of furniture. It has a big dip in the middle and lots of thin holes everywhere else. You have to lay another tabletop on top of this just so you can put stuff on it.

I had no idea he was in his 70s. He looks like he stopped aging over 20 years ago.

Wonder if he has a girlfriend?

I hate when Americans pronounce 'kilometer' as 'kill-AH-mitter'. It is a 'KI-lo-meter.'

If the '-meter' word is a distance (such as millimeter, centimeter, etc.), then you stress the first syllable.

If the '-meter' word describes a device that measures something (such as thermometer, barometer, etc.) then you stress the second syllable.

Simple.

The first generation of scissors from the Renaissance. They came in 2 pieces and had to be used with both hands.

Even today, we still refer to one scissor as "a pair of scissors".

("Bad Chewie" shirt please._