Great. Now I'm going to get detained by the TSA for carrying cheese snacks in my pocket. Thanks, O'Bama!

Solution #2: Instead of charging money for tickets, ask theatergoers to make a donation of food to the theater in exchange for each ticket. The next day, the theater can sell the produce at a farmers' market or something and pay the 4%.

Thanks a lot for giving away the answer, John. Now NOBODY gets a T-shirt!

Cheech is the only one I didn't have to guess on, man.

She's lucky. I wasn't allowed to take any more showers in the house until I'd turned 18. Dad would just hose me off in the backyard.

Do they got one that makes you smell like money?

Don't want to get too graphic, but that hole ain't big enough.

"Tetris is hearter than it looks." Battle Damage, medium.

Hokey smokes! One of my comments really won? Thanks, Miss C. (I guess it's not really a scam after all!)

After 4 years, the professor built this to keep Gilligan entertained. It doesn't do much, but it kept Gilligan occupied while the rest of the castaways simply fixed the hole in the boat.

"Bad Chewie", M.