I always liked "Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses. I'd like any Christmas song whose opening lyric is "Bah humbug!" Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
"Rudolph, you're my fav'rite lizard / Won't you guide us through this blizzard?" I'm so, so sorry. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
'Enough' coffee beans? No problem; I'm sure my metabolism can handle it. I just hope the rich people like corn. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
At first I wondered how he gets into the suit and then I noticed that it doesn't seem to cover the entire head. Now I'm not as impressed. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Today's Neatorama drinking game: Take a shot every time you read the word 'had'. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) 1 reply
For all our problems here in the US, at least we don't have to worry about alcoholic monkeys, like those Canadians up there do. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Captain's log: Still performing a level one diagnostic on these blasted malfunctioning lights. Humbug. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Egads! They could have flushed before taking that last picture. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Geez, first civet cats, then elephant...when will it be MY turn to start churning out overpriced coffee beans for rich people?!? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) 2 replies
Cool! Something else for teenagers and other idiots to do while they're driving! Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)