Bryant was not only snarky, but had a deep rich orange skin tone in those days.

The Yankees have probably already made him an offer.

They should make millions just on the novelty of the idea. It would probably get expensive to buy this stuff by the case.

Do they have pre-fried bologna in such bags? It shall be called "Loser's Feast"!

Four feet of snow, not four foot of snow.

Definitely less obtrusive when worn with a parka!

Oh, those zany Nazis and their insecurity issues!

Well, if GOOGLE has done such a thing, the world shall follow! Resistance is futile.

This represents a new definition for a "pissing contest"!

Some folks prefer elliptical orbits.

@Another David

Whatever one's opinion may be on these "Museum of Possibilities" segments. I am sure that Neatorama looks at the amount of comments that these articles acquire as popularity feedback. These seem to get more comments than other items. Therefore, by leaving comments you are supporting its existence.

Independent testing has indicated a 16 gallon Shop Vac has a noise level of 81 dB at a five foot distance. This is actually under the threshhold for OSHA regulation. No excuses friend.

wrong

This would be adequate stadium seating for games of hoops in the driveway.

Like my "Three Wolves One Moon" shirt, it fits my girthy frame and allows me to be as pathetic as I want to be. Yay.