Maybe he IS an Android fan and his Foxxconn employed parents had the barber shave that up there without telling him?

Were the ring tight enough to leave this imprint it would be too tight to get over your knuckle. So it would never work in the first place.

In the second place if a ring is tight enough to leave an imprint in the flesh then anybody seeing your ring finger would know you had removed your wedding ring. So the lettering is pointless.

And in the third place, what message are you giving to your spouse if you hand this to them on your wedding day? It says "I don't trust you" in big flashing neon letters.

Except of course the saying is "nothing ventured, nothing gained".

And who says you have to lose something to learn something?

You mean somebody has only just noticed that Fart means speed in Danish? Oh boy you'd be really amused if you saw some of the other amusing words they have in many foreign languages. I presume this was submitted by a thirteen year old boy.

What is this Beavis and Butthead?

My son watches Pokemon and I have to say it is by far the biggest load of dross on TV. However those cars are just something else.

That ranks up there with "I'm ashamed of you dodging that way. They couldn't hit an elephant at that dist..."

@neurohazzard Tourette syndrome does not necessarily involve swearing, that is a popular misconception. You're thinking of coprolalia. Only a minority of Tourette sufferers exhibit coprolalia.

It is a significant problem for sufferers of Tourette syndrome that so many people confuse it with coprolalia.

No there is no I in team, but there is a ME if you look hard enough.

"Despite the title’s promise, most of this ancient Chinese handbook is about how to win a conflict without needing to fight."

Somebody is confusing war with battle. A battle is where you fight. Wars are usually "long periods of boredom punctuated by moments of sheer terror." Those moments are the battles. Many wars have been more about diplomacy than fighting.

Were they apologizing because it was fake?

Seriously though if this sort of thing upsets people then they need to check in at their local reality service centre to get their sense of perspective calibrated.

They've been doing this in Iceland for ages. Not only that but they even do it with off road cars with sand scoop tyres. But of course once it happens in the US it suddenly becomes news.

Been building these for years, I have several in my garden and on the allotment and make them for friends too.

Given that a honey badger likes to chew your nuts off I'm not sure it's an association that works too well.

The civil rights issue is not the biggy here. The biggy is a public safety issue. So they've got a potentially armed suspect and they think it's a good idea to start cuffing people within view of the suspect? What if the suspect had panicked and opened fire in among all those innocent and cuffed people?

Jeeeeesusss but cops are dumb!

I always thought Lennon was talking crap about that, but then he did talk a lot of crap. He was simply trying to make excuses for the song. If you're going to write a song about something you should have the balls to admit that it's about that thing. I suspect he didn't have the courage of his own convictions. McCartney clearly did.