I was a student at the University of Kansas then. The chalupa was just brand new and they were running those "drop the chalupa" ads where some guy couldn't do some kind of manual task because he was holding a chalupa the whole time.

We always thought that Taco Bell should hire Reyford for their ads, showing a guy stuck in a drive-thru because he was holding a chalupa.

BTW zav, the window title is a twist on the old line "When God shuts a door, he opens a window". It's a metaphysical "where there's a will, there's a way".

Last year, my wife looked at me with the little twinkle in her eye and hinted that she wanted a little something black and chrome that would go from Zero to 300 the second she put her foot down.

Being the generous kind of husband that I am, I got her a really nice bathroom scale.

Please tell my wife that I miss her and that I am sorry.

The lady learns why she shouldn't stand over a steam grate when she's wearing that dress.

"I simply asked them if I would have to do just this if I were handing in $56 bill."

I wouldn't take a $56 dollar bill. Even if he wrote his drivers license on it.

I liked him better when he was with Earth Wind and Friar.