Those are not cool ranch, those are cheddar.

You know that move in tic tac toe where you can't lose once you've done it right? That's called a Chuck Norris. Also, Chuck Norris can beat that move.

I think R2-Pikachu sounds better.

Won't be long until he's the Dead King of Skating.

Sure they MADE an espresso, but what they REALLY made was a Cappuccino. That's not so terrible for a kid to drink, at least compared to a straight up espresso. Specially if they're sharing. As an Italian kid I grew up on a version of this but picture that all going in a cereal bowl with more warm milk than that, and then pieces of homemade italian bread put in there to soak. We'd eat that for breakfast all the time.

Avatar!

Dinner For Schmucks anyone?

I'll take Gravity for 300 Alex.

This is what happens to things that are buried under the ground for thousands of years.

What is lay flat?

That is correct.

Your Mother Trabek!

That's funny, when I saw the post I was like whaaaat!? Because I just put out a music video for a song I wrote called "Dry Clean Only". So I was like, did someone steal my stuff!? :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiX10hG9_rA

The Samurai and Ninja were actually enemies for a long time.