What good is having power unless you use it? And abuse it?

Might have been nice to pause and show us the van after each try. At least the first four or five....

Turn the story around, make the main character female and attractive, and you've got My Fair Lady!

So - aside from ignorant a-holes, and children too young to know better, who is actually responsible for taking away these coins?

Beans, beans, the musical fruit!
The more you eat,
The more you toot!
The more you toot,
The better you feel,
So eat your beans with every meal!

I find it amusing/irritating to read down through a long list of replies, to see the number of times someone has jumped in with their two-cents' worth without reading to see if what they're saying is not the fourteenth repetition of the same idea.

Are they limiting themselves to pistol bullets? I'd suggest the .220 Swift rifle cartridge, which can break 4000 fps, easily three times the 9mm.

Support Planned Parenthood.

Mmmmm . Tasti-Cola!

Not a flight risk - well, that's good!

It's not just cats who have mosquitos - has anyone tried chewing catnip? Is it safe - does it work? There might just be a commercial opportunity here.....

Honey, where's the cat?

Kind of wanted to hear about the toilet...

Maybe the 'divine gold figures' would discourage an opponent from swinging his sword at the head? You don't want to get on the wrong side of divine, you know.