He went for the "I'm feeling lucky" buy.

Eat more protein?

Surely the survivors would differ.

Only if they are metaphorical, then you may sacrifice them as it suits you.

Hey, for what it's worth: I can’t change who I was 8 minutes ago, and I won’t insult your intelligence by pretending that it didn’t happen, but I hope you believe me when I say I’m a completely different person now.

"Unfortunately"? Sorry not to be part of your war plans...

You are obviously underprivileged and probably read Neatorama from a common browser, not one named after you on a handmade computer made of gold and tears from millionaire children.
One thing tho, at 93 million, everything should be named "master something", master living room, master refrigerator, master loo....