At least Andy didn't let Barney put bullets in his gun. Real cops get a woody just thinking about shooting someone or something.

Russia Today is a pretty cool station...

It might have to do with the fact that most states allow concealed carrying of hand guns now. There are millions of armed citizens and the criminals don't know who they are. As they say: More guns = Less crime.

They don't ban candy and soda pop. It's like food stamps here, you can buy candy and soda, even KFC, but you can't get vitamins.

The day doctors are allowed to kill people is the day anyone should be allowed to practice medicine.

Emanuel Goldstein is dead.

Half of us are thieves

You want to see "Kidspolotation" , just walk through the cereal isle or the soda pop isle of any grocery store.

Here in Michigan, there are pot stores everywhere. Almost anyone is allowed to grow it at home, so there is a booming industry in growing equipment. Almost every little hardware store sells the gear for growing indoors. Anyone with a card can grow up to 12 plants for themselves and carry up to 2.5 ounces on their person. There is so much good locally grown weed here that it's hard to find any from Mexico.

Sugar and spice and everything nice

You can't have your pudding, unless you eat your meat.

Reminds me of Moses

Lovely

Ancient people sucked

The new world order