"Don’t be a grammar Nazi, Dax."

Don't be a grammar Nazi Nazi Mouserz

@Dax: Ummm…

“A drug, broadly speaking, is any substance that, when absorbed into the body of a living organism, alters normal bodily function.” (via Wikipedia)

Well, I guess that makes garlic, sugar, salt, and hot sauce drugs also.

I never used the word "synthetic"

I don't know why you put the word in quotation marks.

"And for the record, pot never helped me with my ADD. It usually just made me nauseous."

DRob, I think you meant that it made you nauseated, that is unless you meant that it caused you to make the people around you feel sick.

"Regardless of what people say about pot, it’s a drug"

No it isn't. It's an Herb. It doesn't require any sort of processing, lab equipment or mixing. It's all done by God. Just pick it, dry it, and use it.

My kind of MK (missionary kid)

If he lived in the U.S.A., he could get 4 times as much welfare; if he knocked up each of them 4 times, he could almost rival your average ghetto male.

I'm glad you had Nurse Ratched in there, as well as the Robert Mitchum character from "Night of the hunter". These are two of my favorites.

I guess you have to keep it in the freezer. It might be good for people on diets. Just set it next to the ice cream.

"B.M. you’re a typical American IDIOT. And I hope you will die a painful death. You are so damn ignorant, Get your ass out of the trailer your white inbreed ass lives in, and get some class. It’s a multi-cultural world now (for the better) and you need a cultural slap in the face. I would love to be there when you get slaped."

Ad hominem attacks are the first resort of simple minded twits, which just serve to bolster my argument.

Call me names, express a desire to see me die painfully, make fun of people who live in trailers, (not me, but clearly showing a lack of "multi-cultural ism" in yourself) I agree with Miss Cellania: If you can't argue a point without Ad hominem attacks, then STFU.

"B.M. means “bowel movement”. That’s all we really need to know."

B.M. also means Best Man, Brothel Matron, Big Mac, Born Magically, Bagged milk, Bored maestro, Buggered meticulously, etc... Given your attraction to the scatological, I think you can relate to my last example the most. (oops, was that an ad hominem attack on my part?)

Really, as I look around me, (living in the U.S. of A.) I see an almost total lack of critical thinking. Don't get mad, get educated. Don't get indignant, get
unfettered.

Why do they hate our freedoms?

I think it's our military in 2/3rds of the world, making sure all their natural resources flow back to us that they hate; when around 4 or 5% of the world's population suck up over 25% of the worlds resources, while at the same time having their military stationed in 2/3rds of the world, you have to admit, on the surface of it, it looks pretty bad for us, especially given that the average "American" has double digit I.Q.s, and can't talk to you about anything other than their favorite T.V. show, sporting event, or pop star.

"I suppose Epsilons don't really mind being Epsilons," she said aloud. ... They don't know what it's like being anything else."

Only fat ass future diabetics drink soda pop anyway. Who cares what they call it; it's just sugar and coloring. If people spent half as much on vitamins and quality food as they did on sugar water, we might not have the most unhealthy nation on earth.

Like the R.A.F. against the NAZI bombers.

"Never have so many birds owed so much to so few."

This is blasphemy... Everybody who counts, (only people in the USA) know we are the only country that God loves best. If you don't agree, I hope to God you get some of our Christlike bombs dropped on your pagan, non English speaking heads. Everybody knows God hates poor people the most; why else would we be dropping so many bombs on them.

Thanks Skipweasel, that was very cool, and I forwarded it to a few friends.

And

Neil, you rock. Keep trying to dumb us up brother.

If we had true photos of ourselves in U.S. advertising, there would be a lot of changes: Mostly fat people sitting around looking depressed while eating a lot of sugar and fat while worrying about their favorite T.V. star's love life, rather than smartly dressed good looking people being so attracted to each other while buying a bunch of expensive stuff.

Fat nauseous slobs waking up with their heads in the toilet bowls surrounded with their own puke; false teeth laying on the floor, rather than healthy buff young people anticipating sex with the same. (of course, after drinking the right brand of booze)

Sick old people who just spent their life savings on quack medicine (AMA) in the last few months of their pointless lives, rather than happy, vibrant, fulfilled, sagacious elders, who love their "retirement communities" (God's waiting rooms)

If we had truth in advertising, we just wouldn't bother, and we might just have to face up to the challenges of responsibility.

Animal Control is part of the Sheriffs department. They are county cops.