I tend to agree with video game dork, though I believe it can be said in more pleasant manner..

My laptop horks when there's a dozen embeded videos on screen at once.

It's a mass transit token equal to $1.50usd

I'm going to have to try this when i finally go completely bald...

I suggest a super-soaker behind the counter full of syrup heavily laced with red food coloring.

Of course, the police would probably call 'that' assault.

Used to carry wet hides in leathermaking.

Anyone else notice he wasn't wearing pants under the gown?

@Patrick B

I will second, and 3rd it as the third worst scifi movie of all time. Bella agreed to do the film when he was asked, the poor guy had very little (read: no) self respect and took every role offered to him. However, Ed Wood wanted to use his name so they found a body double, who was Ed's wife's chiropractor who bared no resemblance at all to the famed actor, thus in the movie he ran around constantly covering his face with his vampire cape (Yes, zombie vampire anyone?). Oh, and "Ed Wood" by Tim Burton to your list, it documents (sorta) the making of this movie.

The Second worst movie is easily "The Head That Wouldn't Die" (or if you watch the credits "The Brain That Wouldn't Die". It was so bad they couldn't decide on a name). Plot synopsis: Crazed reanimator type scientist is rushing to his lab, wrecks his car so badly his girlfriends head comes off, though he's able to pick it up and run to his lab to reanimate it. He proceeds to hire and kill hookers to get her a new body but none of them are the right blood type or to her liking or something. It's so laughably bad you have to wonder what the crew was thinking.

The First worst, and I'm taking the public opinion at its word here, is Manos: The Hands of Fate. Made on a bet between a El Paso fertilizer salesman and a Hollywood location scout that he could film a movie for under $20,000.... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060666/trivia

Looks like their advertising worked too well, I can't get to the website (Bandwidth Limit Exceeded).

2300 calories a day, and his BMI (Ergo, sit on his ass and not loose weight) would be closer to 3700. He's not going to turn to "skin and bones" at 2300 calories, but he will stop loosing weight once he hits around 210(ish). While I feel his pain (Fat boy myself) I have trouble garnering sympathy, he is, after all, a murderer. As for the lack of energy, dizziness, etc, yes, he's loosing weight too fast to be healthy.

It's direct-drive electric, no need for a transmission. Probably tops out around 30-35mph (capped for safety reasons I'd suspect). Unlike a segway though, you look cool riding it and would be much more aerodynamic.

DON'T FLUSH!

OOoh! I like the marching band idea. Bonus points if it's followed by a parade float.

And we now return to the lifestyles of the cute and fluffy, I'm your host Fuzzle Bunnykins and behind me is todays M.C. Flop-ear enjoying a quiet evening in his back yard garden.

Area 51's just a cover to draw attention away from Area 52.

I think the height thing is more a center of gravity concern, as for bodily functions, he's alive, so at the least his kidneys are intact, though the wreck most definitely "tore him a new .....".

What I want to know, did anyone else think of Bob on The Oblongs when they saw this?