As someone noted above, know how to change your tire in broad daylight in a parking lot. Call Triple-A when it's 11 PM at night and you're on the shoulder of a freeway with traffic whizzing by at 70 MPH. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
In a similar story, a sentient red balloon saved a small French boy from bullies by gathering its brethren and airlifting the boy to safety... Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer, and one facehugger, please! Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)