An alpaca chasing a journalist? It's gotta be Retracto, the Correction Alpaca!

Clowns aren't funny. Lego is overdone. Neatorama's politics suck.

No longer neat, and I'm no longer interested.

I am so sick of Neatorama and its stupid politics.

Bye bye.

I bet the Obama toilet paper would never make it on here.

The entirely predictable political leaning of Neatorama is getting very tedious. Guess I might have to quit this blog, like Boing Boing, and find something better. There are lots of blogs on the Internet -- why should I waste my time on a crappy one?

I wonder what would happen if a baby was born on the International Space Station? Would the child be a citizen of all the countries passed over during the mother's labour?

Nice anti-Jewish propaganda there. I suppose that's "neat".

Probably the same reason Geekazoid thinks he has a vote. He always says the same thing on any political thread, as if it would make any difference.

Considering the terrible things that happen to men when wives divorce them, I think surrogacy is the way to go for men who want children.

That is, until the artificial womb is perfected.

Sorry, I'm too busy laughing at Barack Obama -- caught up in a corruption scandal before he's even been inaugurated!

I can just see him standing up at a press conference and solemnly saying 'I am not a crook'.

No, Moon, I mean the Congress that has been majority-controlled by Democrats since 2006, and whose approval ratings during that time have varied between 8% and 13%.

It will be interesting to see if the newly-elected Democratic majority congress can improve on this record. That's if any of them are left after all the corruption investigations.

I'm sure you understand neither Hitler nor Palin.

This is why there are no societies run by women.

At least the naughtiest CEO still has a higher approval rating than the Democratic Congress.

I can actually read the font.

But none of the words or phrases in the picture at the head of this post mean anything to me -- and I spend a lot of time cruising the Internet.

Perhaps some of the words in the original article might be actual buzzwords -- but I'm not going to click on a link to the New York Times to find out. I have standards.

Awesome kitty!