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You know what else reduces the the risk of heterosexual HIV, HPV, herpes and other infectious genital ulcers?!?! Not being a male whore, wearing a condom, proper hygiene and not sleeping with multiple and/or dirty women. Seriously, I am ashamed to be a member of the health care community right now. You don't cut things off newborn females and you shouldn't cut anything off newborn males. We are made that way for a reason.
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IT'S A TRAP!!! DON'T OPEN IT!!! My super powers tell me it's possessed toilet paper and zombie moths. Once you open it you and everyone in the office is finished. And I will miss all your witty humor. :( Destroy it with fire. Save yourself. LOL.

Zombies Make Better Boyfriend 2x in Military Green Please

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Only the original "classic" Ivory soap bars do that. Afterwards they crush up into a powder great for washing clothes in a pinch. It's hard to get the soap scent/taste out of the air though.
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ImmortalTessa
Aug 5th, 2010 at 10:26 am

It's a Knight's cod piece. Because everyone should be able to pee without fear. Of course it's the super ultra rare model. ;)

~*~Forgot to put shirt request:

Idiot Proof XL
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Just another reason to hope and pray your co-workers shower every morning ... *SNIFF SNIFF* "What's that smell? Why does the office smell like hot tuna and sour milk?" "Oh that!?! That's just the boss' new secretary. It gets worse after lunch."
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We had a dog here in Fl, at a home I had to do my rotations at for nursing school, who would do the same thing. Some of the residence would joke about how they didnt want him to visit them at all but the one that were about to pass generally were so sick they didnt seem to notice or care he was there. There were 3 residence who had been "out of it" for days and yet when the dog jumped up on their bed, they stroked his head until thier last breath. I guess this all makes sense though with dogs who can sniff cancer and sense seizures, why not dogs who can sense death?
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