I really like the current doctor.... probably my favorite yet.

Bowties are cool

In other news a giant slice of pizza robbed a bank today.... police are baffled.

Jebus what the heck is wrong with fashion designers.

We have those here in all the pet stores... they are called guinea pigs.

If they would just bring in strippers and have strip chess I think you'd see alot more 2500+ rankings.

He needs to Rube Goldberg himself a treadmill and a machine that keeps cheetos away from his mouth.

I like it

Uber stupid

So awesome

That is a pretty ingenious idea and it perfectly feasible.

I would just say put some guide posts in to keep the house from shifting when it is floating on air or else your risk your house turning into a air hockey puck.

@ Ryan S

I think the fact that he maybe more prone to drug use is the least of his problems at this point.

Without a frontal lobe he will have little or no emotion, personality, probably has lost his sense of taste and semll and will have difficulty forming long term memories. He is pretty much a functioning vegetable.

But this is more of a lesson on the importance of wearing your seat belt then anything else.

I don't know why they force people to wait so long to test out this new biotech. I am sure there are alot of people that would line up and sign a waiver for a chance to get a sense of touch out of their prosthetic. What do they have to lose?

Same logic when it comes to not using untested cancer treatments or pain meds on terminal patients. They have stage 4 cancer..... it is not like you are going to do them much harm at this point. I am pretty sure someone facing certain death would sign a waiver for you to test some new treatment on them. Even if it doesn't help them the data you get from it could greatly speed up cancer treatment technology.

Or new nerve regeneration technology for people with spine injuries. If I am paralysis from the neck down you can pump me full of anything that has even a 1 in 1000 chance of restoring my ability to function.

Just as long as it was someone elses hand you were cutting off because $671,000 is 223k split three ways....... or $335500 if you double cross the guy and just let him bleed to death after you cut his hand off.

I would have bought one in college.

I got great birdseye maple that would probably make some great techno