Jack Mayhofft's Comments

Just what I need to put in my pocket... a thin sheet of fragile glass that will almost certainly break and turn my pocket into a house of horrors the next time I reach for my wallet.
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Even though it would take probably 10 people and a crane....someone totally needs to make that loopy loop one (the last picture) out of real shopping carts in parking lot.

The store shopping cart lackeys would $h!t a brick.
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Gross

I love a good hot dog and I love a good pizza but they don't go together.

I expect nothing less from the UK though. They have by far the least edible food of any western country and wouldn't know good food if it slapped them in the face.

All british sausage takes like hot dog.
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I think national registries only work to continue to punish someone that has already paid their debt to society and just wants to get on with their lives.

There is no national registry for murderers, violent criminals, thieves or con men but we want a registry for animal abusers.

We as a country need to get our priorities straight.
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It would be worth $130 to not waste an entire day of your vacation feeling like absolute garbage crumpled under your hotel room blanket with a bucket by your side.

Especially now as I get older the after effects of my hangovers seem to last for days instead of hours like when I was in college.
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Sadly if it was build of every book I ever read it would resemble more of a dog igloo then a full sized human igloo.

Work to much and really only get to read while I am in the bathroom.
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Perhaps Australia should look into capturing and releasing some Duggars into the western territory of the country as a means of pest control for their rabbit problem. They will out breed the rabbits and consume them for food ...problem solved. Of course then youll have millions of Duggars to eradicate.
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If each of his 19 kids has 2 kids in the next generation Jim will have 38 descendants and if they all have 2 kids he will have 78 descendants.....then 152 and by the 10th generation he will have over 19,000 descendants and by the 20th generation he will have 19,922,944 descendants. All our future generations will be sprung from this man's loins. HE MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!!!

Seriously though I don't really have a problem with this . He wanted 19 kids and he can afford to pay for them so what is the problem? I personally like having a small family so that I can focus more of my attention and resources on a few kids to help them prosper instead of having my kids raising themselves or each other. His kids don't really have a childhood... the second they are out of the womb they have to help raise the next one.
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Best movie on this is Big Stan........ I love when he walks in to a tattoo parlor and asks if they can recommend a tattoo to make his rectum less attractive (c:

Brilliant!!!
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It is sorta BS because once you push the button they send you a text message you have to respond back to confirm your order.

For all that trouble I may as well just call them and find out the daily special.
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