Someone should tell them about such things as 'a bar of soap'. Just add water.

Get all those oils and you realise there is no longer room for any food in your cupboards :)

The one about the cup holder in the car shouldn't really be an issue. Since everyone in the UK sits on the right side to drive (the opposite of the article's author), we all have to use our left hand for whatever we need from the middle of the car. Cup, music player, temperature controls, etc. It would be the gear stick which you'd think would be much more of a problem, but it's not. You take lessons using that kind of car and just get used to things like that. Left AND right handed people can still use cutlery - one in each hand. Practice!

10 pints of IPA on a Saturday night, but I have to order 2 at a time because of the time it takes each one to settle. That's English pints, which are 20% bigger than American pints :)

Big O, the Brits don't have Labour Day at all. I had to Google it to even know what it is :)

Stopped. STOP.

America - number one for torture. Not sure where the 'glory' part comes in there.

AKA The 'ice in my pyjamas' duvet :)

They got it wrong, it wasn't the Mayan end of the world, it was the end of mayonnaise. And we're not going to Hell, it's Hellman's. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Although if you are in stuck New York, your best chance of survival (though not guaranteed) seems to be to climb up on the statue's torch. At the very least, you'll have a great view and can take some quality pics for Facebook while the world is annihilated around you.

Alternative title: "I ran out of cards and all I had was an old chair, which is why I have nowhere to sit"

My guess is that the first one into the bunker closes the door and locks everyone else out. Now they have food and water for MANY years, and no other inhabitants to freak out on them after 2 days without internet access :o)

Is there a self help book for someone who is addicted to buying self help books?