Scientists have always been perplexed by naked chicks; most will never understand how to get them that way.

::rimshot::

Thankyuhverymuuuch, I'll be here all week. Try the veal and tip your waitress.

Headlines like these, the jokes just write themselves

@MPH: I thought he was an amateur brain surgeon.

The otherwise cool Laurence Fishburne has a bats***-crazy daughter, Montana(?)

Frank Stallone.

-'nuff said.

I think I saw some type of graph or study somewhere that plots the intro of HFCS into heavy rotation in food conspicuously close to the recent rise in obesity.

There may also be some inflammatory effects that are different than other sugars for HFCS, as Corn Oil is an Omega 6.

I think there are a few studies out on how HFCS affects people differently and how sugar is not sugar is not sugar; ie: glucose really IS metabolized differently.

IIRC, the average human liver can only process 50 grams of Fructose per day; after that, the rest is stored as fat. -It may have been Lyle McDonald, Dan Duchaine or Chris Aceto, but I'm not sure.

Except Steve Martin hasn't been funny since "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels" in 1988

@Todd: You are the reason we can't have nice things!

@Miss Cellania, 2:19pm: BOO HISS!!!

Any normal person would be shocked at the rudeness of Parisians and their "F**k Off Tourist!"-attitude.

-even if you Do speak fluent French.

I'm kinda thinking the designer of that women's shirt is yet more awesome than the jewelry designer!

-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaathankyouverymuch! :P

Look, I know that some REALLY dangerous R&D becomes the bedrock of future advances.

But I'd stick with Dr. Daniel Amen's recs for now.

DMAE, Gotu Kola, Omega 3s, Cardio Exercise, Awesome Nutrition+Supplements and constantly testing your brain with new things.

Ex: Churchill would paint, Einstein played the violin, etc.

Wow! How the hell did they get all these great ppl. into the same skit??!!

@Kevinsky: You can back to Cuba any time now, Commie.

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Otherwise: kinda funny this was written for NYU.
I guess there are other places here you're less likely to meet an American than NYC, but not many.

Awesome. Border Collie FTW!!!

Wow. Great job, Felice!

WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funny. You wouldn't think the French would be so puritanical!

In the famous painting, Marianne has 1.5 boobs totally uncovered.

Women will sunbathe topless on holidays and the weekends in regular parks, even in the north.

Don't get this at all.