Will L's Comments
Conan FTW!
Really good speech. Text really can't capture it here. Go watch!
Really good speech. Text really can't capture it here. Go watch!
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@shadowfirebird: you have no soul.
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::7th-grade-level comment about the lassie in the photo incl. terrible pseudo-joke/innuendo to be followed up by next commenter declaiming, "That's what she said!"::
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Yes, but are they vegans and can they cook awesomely?
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Check your attitude every once in awhile.
If you find you're sounding like a grumpy old codger who thinks everything is crap,
find a way to snap yourself out of it.
Fight the grumpies any way you can.
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Snort Absinthe,
tickle polar bears,
name pigeon turds,
say, "Thank You" -A LOT,
force yourself to name even 1 [one] good thing every day,
etc. ...
If you find you're sounding like a grumpy old codger who thinks everything is crap,
find a way to snap yourself out of it.
Fight the grumpies any way you can.
.
Snort Absinthe,
tickle polar bears,
name pigeon turds,
say, "Thank You" -A LOT,
force yourself to name even 1 [one] good thing every day,
etc. ...
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Do they have separate bins out back for 1)White Trash and 2)All the other types of trash?
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@mjay: Agreed+Well said. And it's because we still have laws on the books & treat marriage as if it occurs in 1600s Holland/England.
Women are no longer indigent.
Men no longer 'take possession' of them from their families, without whom -or a husband, they would be at the mercy of the world at-large (hence things like the 1800s scene in Whitechapel, London)
They can:
Have jobs,
Own property,
Be educated,
Vote,
Be considered of equal standing in a court of law,
Earn income from property or financial instruments,
Graduate 4-year college in greater %s than men,
or even Out-Earn 20-something men when single in large metro areas like New York.
-And still the courts give them things they didn't earn themselves and treat them like potential unemployed indigents with things like Alimony, Palimony, or poorly-policed Child Support.
Only solution I can think of is Cohabitation Agreement w/ no marriage; -not even prenup-marriage.
Women are no longer indigent.
Men no longer 'take possession' of them from their families, without whom -or a husband, they would be at the mercy of the world at-large (hence things like the 1800s scene in Whitechapel, London)
They can:
Have jobs,
Own property,
Be educated,
Vote,
Be considered of equal standing in a court of law,
Earn income from property or financial instruments,
Graduate 4-year college in greater %s than men,
or even Out-Earn 20-something men when single in large metro areas like New York.
-And still the courts give them things they didn't earn themselves and treat them like potential unemployed indigents with things like Alimony, Palimony, or poorly-policed Child Support.
Only solution I can think of is Cohabitation Agreement w/ no marriage; -not even prenup-marriage.
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If Seacrest can get in, is it really all that prestigious?
I mean, if instead the requirements were: you have to be as much of a giant as Jonas Salk, but not quite as much an immortal badass as Teddy Roosevelt or Cthulhu, then it would be much much cooler.
I mean, if instead the requirements were: you have to be as much of a giant as Jonas Salk, but not quite as much an immortal badass as Teddy Roosevelt or Cthulhu, then it would be much much cooler.
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Wow. Double fail.
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I'm sure there will soon be a companion article in women's magazines about how they just can't seem to hang on to their men and have no clue why.
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They have a lot more of these in northwestern France.
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Oh darn, too many > s for emphasis, silly me; html fail.
What I was TRYing to say was:
YES, HUMANS > >ARE< < THAT GODDANG SPECIAL!!!
MY MOM SAYS I AM SPECIAL!! --SO > >THERE< < !!!
NO CROW COULD SCREW UP HTML THAT BAD! -SEEE?!! -- > >SPESHUL< < !!!!
::ptui::
:P
What I was TRYing to say was:
YES, HUMANS > >ARE< < THAT GODDANG SPECIAL!!!
MY MOM SAYS I AM SPECIAL!! --SO > >THERE< < !!!
NO CROW COULD SCREW UP HTML THAT BAD! -SEEE?!! -- > >SPESHUL< < !!!!
::ptui::
:P
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YES, HUMANS >>ARE<>THERE<<!!!
::ptui ::
::ptui ::
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Evidence of intelligent life on planet earth?
:P
:P
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WORDS WITTGENSTEIN -YOU-!!!