It is definitively King Kongs, cocktail fork / cocktail sirrer he used for a drink during shooting breaks..

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Is it a heavy duty gardening fork?

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Is it a tool for moving wood logs/beams/girders e.g a kind of „cant fork“??

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Craig, ...

I don't know....

Neatorama, found the right pictured item to your guess, maybe you owe Neatormama a t-shirt...

But hey, they did not include a selection, so they forfeit their prize?!?!

;-)

I actually have to admit that without Craig`s comment i would never have recognized it as a fire bucket...

Just an ordinary bucket used too long for catching red hot rivets on a steel/iron construction facility... the large amount of small rivet impacts deformed the bottom of the bucket into its presently round shape...

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From the comment of Craig Clayton on July 7th, 2011: „...fire buckets have a round bottom so that they will always fall over and therefore are not useful as a regular bucket.“

i reason that this is a „fire bucket“.... placed upside down...

the relics of red color support my opinion...

now i can only hope to manage to be the first to comment...

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an "emergency siren" ?

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It took some time but now i think i know the detailed construction of the device ... it is a horn or a "hoot" device. I think there is a inner cylinder with the diameter of the black cap (the one with the four holes)... the handle operates a piston with a checkvalve inside the inner cylinder..
the space between the inner and outer cylinder represents a resonance space (that may be provided with a helical wall) a pressurized air operated sound generating device is located at the bottom of space between the inner and outer cylinder...

the nozzle serves to emit the sound ...

the device is operated by pusching the handle down...

unfortunately i have no idea for what purpose the sound is used as fog horn, or ohter horn ...

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It is the original "green lantern" prototype.. before it was miniaturized to fit in a ring... and painted in green.. the handle was used to charge the lantern with solid green engergy...

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Without doubt it is Darth Vaders Asthma-Inhaler!

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My „worst“ guess is that it could be a butter churn

The Jester 2xl ladie’s fit

It could also be a kind of air pump for providing fresh filtered air to a fallout shelter...

The Jester 2xl ladie’s fit

More precisely i would guess it is a pump for cheking the Drain-waste-vent system
of sever systems, especcially for checking if it is possible to siphon or blow water out of the „traps“ of the system.

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I don’t have slightest idea what kind of device this could be...

However i guess it is a kind of suction pump..

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