Very brilliant!
However i liked second 30 most, as this could also have been painted on a real egg without a crack..

Nice old planes...
hope they are in better condition than
Oklahoma centennial time capsule car...

An animal doctors dental or hoof trimming milling tool?

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Looks line someone took a Kamow Ka-25 and tried to male it look even uglier....and with this set of wheels it is questionable it it may even takeoff..

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A Prayer wheel.. before the mantra and the wheigt has been added...

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This sounds like a challenge to develop water rounds for conventional guns...

The other items on the list also sound like a challenge
gun barrels are metal pipes, a hair spray round should be possible, a mace round is standard, ..

placards and string more than six inches long are more difficile.

For me this sounds like a challenge to develop a Bag-Vuvuzela...

Air Force intends to keep the B-52H in service until 2045, more than 85 years after the first B-52 entered service...

Billiard/pool table mechanical corner pocket.
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I just remeber that i once saw an "old world swallowtail" buttergly soaring on a sunlit flank of a hill barely mowing his wings...

I hope they just crash into each other leaving no survivors...

Both fictional concepts have so much inherent logic inconsistencies that i would prefer an ending with no winners...

If it would not be an april fools article,... US military would use this thing as a carrier for the
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massive_Ordnance_Penetrator

The artisan forgot to add the famous "Thagomizer"... each Stegosaurus has...

it is a steampunk necklace, that may also be used as a reading lamp..

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