The first model of the Epilady leg hair remover, which was originally designed by the CIA as an interrogation device. [This joke brought to you by sleep deprivation and the '90s.]

Schrödinger's cat wanted dead or alive (size L)

It's a Steampunk witches' cauldron, just in time for Steampunk Halloween.

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Decorative sword garnish for the largest pastrami on rye in the world.

Schroedinger's Cat Wanted Dead Or Alive XL

'Tis but a flesh wound!

"Schrodinger's Cat Wanted Dead Or Alive" XL

Clearly it's one of Superman's turds.

Schrödinger's Cat Wanted Dead Or Alive XL

It's a sauna for Globey from Pee Wee's Playhouse.

Schrödinger's Cat Wanted Dead Or Alive XL

These are the worst suppositories ever.

Schroedingers Cat Wanted Dead Or Alive XL

Typesetting kit.

Shroedinger's Cat dead or alive XL

I need a bathroom reader to give to my brother for Christmas so he stops stealing mine.

Is it an EXTREME incense burner for especially smelly hippies?

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Well, this obituary is a tad overdue.

"But soft, what light through yonder window breaks and I'm a bear."

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Qapla'! It's a weather vane for Klingons, by Kahless.

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Are we supposed to put T-shirt size? I didn't see that in the rules.

XL

These are obviously the components of Andre The Giant's charm bracelet.

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