All I know is, we're gonna want more cowbell on this track.

Its a clapper from an authentic "cattle worn" cowbell.

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Maybe it is just an end cap for a pull chain off an old lamp?

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Its a National Cash Register Stamping Phone. The clerk would use it to call the back room to look up how much credit you had at the store, and then the machine would be used to stamp a receipt form.

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Did you ever hear the song by Bob Wills and his Texas Playboys, "Big Balls in Cowtown". Well, there they are.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/07/080717164319.htm

Please read this to understand why lionfish in the Bahamas are a bad thing.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy the music group: Black-Eyed Peas.

It is just a bit of country humor. There's a plaque, just out of sight, that reads: "Hay, what time is it?"

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I know this thing started life as a mantel clock, at some point had its clockworks ripped out and was mounted in a wall and stuffed with straw. That would make it an aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh.

Its a "dry" scale for measuring cowboy hats. This is for the all hat, no cattle set (ex. Jerry Jones). It measures 15 to 25 gallon hats without getting them wet.

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Is it a meat tenderizer or a closet organizer?

Johnny Appleseed had a little cousin that really looked up to him. His name was Joey Greenlawn, he would travel through the countryside carrying his shield/lawn aerator, telling all who would listen about fertilizer, lawn aeration and turf tall fescue. Why, its a national treasure.

It's a "First Step" made by Duzee,Inc. Plainfield, MA, circa 1892.

Yep, that first step is a Duzee.

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Its an executive bocce rack, hence the marble bocce ball.

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Isn't this where coffee cake comes from?

Rat snakes eat rodents kids. Don't try this at home.