That folks is a saltwater taffy stretching wheel. I've seen one of these at a state fair. Once, you get the taffy nice and warm, you put in on this wheel with another wheel that spins in between it like two gears. It stretches the taffy repeatedly until you get a smooth, melt-in your mouth texture. Mmm, taffy.

Bananosecond T Men's XL

"Alvin and the Chipmunks 5: The Other Relationchip. AWESOME!"

Instant Inflatable Window

"We'll fill the Log, All the Way to the Top."

Anatomical Heart Pencil Holder

"It's not Hoarding. It's Smart Zombie Apocalypse Preparation."

App Calculator

"Warning: Eagle Sighting Near Silver C...Oh Crap."

Instant Inflatable Window

Crumb Junky

Crocodile Staple remover

"Alvin and the Chipmunks Go On Tour, overated, Price of Peanuts Drops -0.5, yaddy-yaddy-yadda, Ooo, Women's Field Hockey. Hello Netherlands."

iCreate Crayon Stylus

"Oh,I got KASHI! Eat your heart out Alvin."

Steampunk Aviator Goggles

*urp* "Curse You Wild Turkey."

Turkey Hat - Large

"Eeeee. I need Teepee for my Bunghole."

Banannosecond T-Shirt Men's XL

"EXP 02312001. Oh Crap!"

iCreate Crayon Stylus

"Gluten, Gluten...Gluten Free. Come on. Where are you?"

Squirrel Mask

"My PRECIOUS."

Anatomical Heart Pencil Holder

It is a fart catcher. Line up the large hole betweeen cheaks. Let her rip…and voila, a trapped biscuit. Attach an airhose and share your bacterial creation with others. Great for afterparties.

woops....Bannannosecond T XL

It is a fart catcher. Line up the large hole betweeen cheaks. Let her rip...and voila, a trapped biscuit. Attach an airhose and share your bacterial creation with others. Great for afterparties.

Deal with it self inking stamp.