Road Runner says, "Meep! Meep!"

Don't overthink the issue. It's as simple as day and night. People are most vulnerable in the dark, while they sleep. Anyone bringing race into the argument ignores the fact that this dichotomy existed long before the races intermixed.

I think it's great that millions who can't read or speak English are driving on America's roads. Perhaps they should provide road signs in the top 50 languages.

The Red Priest would be pleased. (Look him up.)

Is life of so little value to Nicolas that he wastes it on this? How unimaginative. How unartistic. How lazy.

Now art must be tested for AIDS.
Those capable of creating graphic art, do. Those who can't, try to shock.

Rich people divide up money among themselves. Are you sure that's how you intended to word it?

"hope and change" gets my vote. Inane.

In future, we'll be able to switch our brain to crazy mode, so we can be creative for a while.

The angle and direction of the shoe is suggestive.

If they angled it downhill both ways, you could coast to your destination.

When anything is art, nothing is art.

The least civil are now rewarded and admired. It's called the ghetto-ization of culture. Adults have yielded to children, and until they say "Absolutely no!" and mean it, it will only get worse. (It doesn't help that children learn manners anonymously on the Web.)

I lie once a day, when I go to sleep.

I'm still trying to figure out how one can know that one knows something.