Unimaginative. Confuse shouting and blood with humor.

Can you feel the world integrating and accelerating? Get used to it.

NOT a symphony. Sorry.

If it kills good bacteria, it opens the skin to permeation by nasty bacteria.

You forgot to mention that Sweden benefits from a stable global system, without paying the price of membership. Name one country Swedes have died to liberate. Like Switzerland, Sweden collaborated with Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union, while others did the heavy lifting (and dying).

Steam leak = parboiled pilot.

Again, thank the U.S. taxpayer. They paid for this innovation, which was developed by the U.S. military.

I'm one EMP away from taking over the world. Call me MemeMaster.

Arf! Too many free radicals.

The eighty-eight centillionth digit is 4. In fact, all digits thereafter are 4, except for one 2. Sad, really. One lonely 2.

Looks like my office at Intel.

He'll need WD40.

Many thousands of blocks of Japan homes were destroyed in WWII, so numbering houses by date of construction (or reconstruction) is haphazard, at best. And that's why Cartesian coordinates were not invented in Japan.

Wait until you are old and drive the downhill road to death. THAT is the worst road in the world.

The funny thing about Maggie Dumont was, according to Groucho, that she never understood the Marx Brothers' humor. She just said her lines and then awaited her next lines.