Here in California, the taste of seedless watermelons is inferior to that of seeded watermelons.

Had it existed then, the Green movement would have opposed this, possibly even by uprooting the introduced plants. How dare Darwin tamper with the settled order of nature!

Tsar egg cups?
Wow! I never knew the tsars laid eggs.

It's a well known optical illusion. If you look at it from the other side of the mountain, you can't see it at all.

I suggest the Taiwanese use their own search engine instead of complaining about the free American one.

I vote for Japanese.
Aside from its well-known difficulties (e.g., 3 scripts), Japanese often omits the subject of a sentence, and has different levels of speech depending on one's social status relative to one's interlocutor.
Also, the 6,900+ figure is for languages AND dialetcts.

How dare there be two political parties!

I've never found him particularly funny. Now W.C. Fields, Al Bundy, Earl Hickey, Bobo and Brain Guy--they're funny.

Looks like it will hold at least 5 books.

If you've ever tried to navigate in Tokyo, you'll realize how necessary these glasses are. (For instance, buildings are numbered by the sequence in which they were built, not by their location.)

Thousand of animals will be put to death rather than raised. Boycott genocidal San Franciscans.

The arrow of time
Is quite boring in rhyme.
Please confine all puns,
To more interesting ones.

Hurricane magnet.

Must be invisible shade.

Very personal and touching. Many of those guys in uniform would not have been around much longer had Truman not decided to nuke Japan on Aug. 6 and 9, 1945. Thank you for sharing the moment.