This turtle has a MySpace page! You should check him out!

http://www.myspace.com/458799865

Yeah, that's what I want. For my crotch to smell like hot meat.

Interesting table, I definitely have a lot of condiments in my fridge that need tossed. But I disagree with honey only lasting 8 months. That stuff never spoils. It may crystallize, but that doesn't effect the taste. They've found honey in the Egyptian tombs that was still edible.

To Machael, most of the people who voted for McCain were white. By your line of thinking, isn't that also racist? I happen to be of the brown persuasion, and I voted for Obama not because he's black, but because he supports everything that I'm for. McCain's views, however, were the complete opposite of mine. I didn't care what color the candidates were, I intended to vote for whoever supported the issues that I did.

Wow. Way to go animal exploitation. Fail.

I'm terrified that McCain will win. I'm really screwed then. I can't stand pro-life people who feel they need to force their views on everyone else. Don't support abortion? Then don't have one! But try to make that decision for me. It's my body, it's my choice. And if McCain gets in to office, abortions and birth control will be impossible to get. And if that's the case, I'm seeking permanent sterilization. They won't force me to have a child. Personally I think that if you're a woman, you need to be pro-choice. You don't know what could happen to you. What if you're raped? Leave your options open. Or, at the very least, leave them open for other women. Obama definitely has my vote.