Mitch 1's Comments
Now people are going to beat up the cops and take their lunch money.
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Doesn't the guy know he can find some voyeur themed porn for cheap or free on the internet?
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Another great sport that didn't make it into the Olympics.
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You can use a coffee filter as a convenient dish for quick drying your buds in the microwave.
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Oops, don't forget about Alaska and Hawaii!
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That's awesome. I work for a call center that handles calls for products on TV and I'm keeping my fingers crossed for them to get the fart blanket account.
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Ah, the great Lu Ban. I always wondered who invented plywood.
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Keep it out of the rain!
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Hey, mister A, after I eat my free range bison soup I'm going to go for a 17 mile bike ride, finish the loop in
less then an hour, curl 68 pounds in 3 sets of 8 reps, and then laugh at your silly flabby ass.
less then an hour, curl 68 pounds in 3 sets of 8 reps, and then laugh at your silly flabby ass.
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As a bicycle rider who is sick of cars, parking cops
giving tickets are my heroes.
giving tickets are my heroes.
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I don't understand the appeal of wings. Why do people want to specifically buy the boniest part of the chicken with the least meat? If I buy a chicken I'll accept that it comes with two wings, but I'd never say "Give me 12 wings please."
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It's a bowling ball tester, obviously.
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I want to see the mud get pumped out of the digestive tract at the end.
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It's a device used by the Puritans to wake people up by hitting them on the head if they fell asleep in church.
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Liturgical colors are quite confused; I tried to find a definitive set for a church Web site once, but all the references were full of such disclaimers as "some churches use", "traditionally", "if purple is used", and so forth. So I just asked the pastor, who gave me a list, and if anyone ever complains I'll just refer them to him.