I can't help but hope that the turtle gets the upper hand on the guy holding him in the tiny tub.

Make sure the food distribution system is fair and keep the exploiters in check.

And smother creepyguy with a pillow.

“We should be able to benefit enormously from these flytrap technologies,”

Huh? I can't think of one situation in the past 10 years where an insect powered robot would have made my life better.

We don't need insect eating machines competing with living insect eating animals like birds and bats for food. A swallow in flight is a hell of a lot more elegant than any robot.

It's in our nature to have the intellectual capacity to to invent synthetic flavoring substances, so the original flavors are also "natural".

He's an idiot on top of being a complete ass for cheating on his girlfriend with a prostitute. A woman is going to meet an unknown man for the first time at 3AM for free? I don't think so.

That's very satisfying to see. He was harassing the animal for no good reason.

Maybe I should move to San Francisco. The police where I live scold me and write me a ticket whenever I jump out from behind a bush to scare girls.

Please tell me the small hole is a carb.

Killing an animal to take just one small part of it's body is cruel and wasteful. It doesn't matter what culture it is part of. That culture needs to change very quickly.

"Hellooo!" is an expression that shouldn't have made it past the twentieth century.

I can't say I find this offensive. They're just finding a way to market a product perceived as effeminate to men. I wouldn't want one half of the population to not buy my product.

I'm not a fan of advertising in general but I have to admit this makes me curious about what the stuff tastes like.

Her arm doesn't look right. But Photoshop mishaps or not, she's a DMILF.

One of the reasons I live with the guilt of non-vegan eatin' is the scrapings from the bottom of the pan after I make a roast and the scrapings from my cast iron skillet after I make seared tilapia. Bong scrapings, on the other hand, are among the yuckiest things on the planet.

I like the fifth and sixth panes on the Windows guy to both avoid copyright infringement and enable him to stand properly.

Tolerating a hat is not the same as enjoying a hat, but I guess that's what he has to do to earn his keep.