You know what this post needs? A link to the Reddit AMA. So here ya go: https://www.reddit.com/r/berkeley/comments/13hv95y/i_survived_living_in_la_and_commuting_to_cal_by/

That was cute.
And aggressive.

"The state, however, denied that he had no such permission."
We don't need no double-negatives!

Well, he's out ~ $85 plus whatever citations they throw at him. Pretty dumb thing to bring to an airport.

That's a bit more of a crepe than pancake. But it's gonna be tasty none-the-less.

./breaks wind

I was gonna ask "How is someone a professional jump-roper?" And then - Oh, that's how!

Read the reviews and questions on Amazon. You get what you pay for. A cheap plastic tarp with a zipper that will break on first use. Plastic tarp that was either too large or too small. I have a hard time trusting steel for long term rust resistance at this price point. It will probably last longer than the tarp, though.

This is the set for some weird kind of porno, I think.

Look in the couch. Lost things always end up in the couch cushions.