Uhh huh...I have worked in banks and the financial industry my entire life.And all I can say is trusting the FDIC to replace your money is DUMB!If a single bank were to fail, you'd probably be just fine.But in an emergency situation, or a massive economic failure... You're not getting anything.Not saying keeping $10k at home is a great idea either. But putting your trust in a government backed insurance company is a far worse idea.
First of all let me thank you for your patronage of the Neatorama store. I am glad you are enjoying your purchases.
With regard to the squirrel underpants and the lack of a opening for the fore mentioned squirrel. This is a matter of hygiene. Our certified underpants engineers did extensive research and discovered that the majority of squirrels are not potty trained. Thus the assumption that the creature will sooner or later make use of the underpants as a waste collection device. The lack of a tail opening is meant to protect the tail of the animal by keeping it away from the area in question. As you may or may not know, the tail of a squirrel is its lifeline. If say the squirrel is swimming and his tail becomes wet he will sink. So, we felt it was more important to keep this important appendage as clean and protected as possible. It is merely a case of function over form.
We have received several inquires similar to yours regarding a lack of tail opening and are currently investigating ways to remedy this issue. Depending on how our engineers determine to best solve this issue we may be required to issue a recall on all squirrel underpants for service to correct this design flaw.
On your suggestion of using the underpants for a doll or guinea pig. Please use this product only as described on the packaging. Use of the squirrel underpants on any other animal or toy could result in damage to the underpants and the animal/toy they are used on. Any damage caused by improper use of this product is not covered by the warranty and improper use will void your warranty. We do however have interest in your idea and have instructed our HR department to begin a search for doll/guinea pig underpants engineers. Once we have the staff to undertake such a product I would like to have our team consult with you regarding product development of such a device.
I hope I have adequately addressed your concerns regarding this issue.
Thank you for your continued support of Neatorama and the Neatorama store.
I have seen/heard more nonsensical crap from TEDTalks than I care to think about, not to say that they are all self aggrandizing twits, but a lot.
So, just say no to TEDTalks!
First of all let me thank you for your patronage of the Neatorama store. I am glad you are enjoying your purchases.
With regard to the squirrel underpants and the lack of a opening for the fore mentioned squirrel. This is a matter of hygiene. Our certified underpants engineers did extensive research and discovered that the majority of squirrels are not potty trained. Thus the assumption that the creature will sooner or later make use of the underpants as a waste collection device. The lack of a tail opening is meant to protect the tail of the animal by keeping it away from the area in question. As you may or may not know, the tail of a squirrel is its lifeline. If say the squirrel is swimming and his tail becomes wet he will sink. So, we felt it was more important to keep this important appendage as clean and protected as possible. It is merely a case of function over form.
We have received several inquires similar to yours regarding a lack of tail opening and are currently investigating ways to remedy this issue. Depending on how our engineers determine to best solve this issue we may be required to issue a recall on all squirrel underpants for service to correct this design flaw.
On your suggestion of using the underpants for a doll or guinea pig. Please use this product only as described on the packaging. Use of the squirrel underpants on any other animal or toy could result in damage to the underpants and the animal/toy they are used on. Any damage caused by improper use of this product is not covered by the warranty and improper use will void your warranty. We do however have interest in your idea and have instructed our HR department to begin a search for doll/guinea pig underpants engineers. Once we have the staff to undertake such a product I would like to have our team consult with you regarding product development of such a device.
I hope I have adequately addressed your concerns regarding this issue.
Thank you for your continued support of Neatorama and the Neatorama store.
Sincerely,
Neatorama.com Staff