Few know the origin of Billy Beer. Founded in Dalhart, TX in 1899, the Bulpis brewery was originally a cattle ranch owned by George "Snake Mouth" Bush. At one point, his son Dub, got lost out on the range while herding bulls. In order to survive, he was forced to consume whatever liquids he could find. Later that afternoon, he was discovered by his mother and after several weeks in recovery, he decided to bottle the warm, foamy broth he had developed a taste for while lost several hundred yards from the homestead. Originally labeled as "Texas Range Mud" beer, the great, great grandson, George W. Bush, sold the rights to Billy Carter in exchange for free Range Mud or Bulpis, as we know it today, for the rest of his life. Medical experts claim that this is why the ex-president has no lips.
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