Just eat an egg salad sandwich from a truck stop men's restroom vending machine and you'll be playing the holophoner in no time.

"Gundam Style", a worthy parody:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRN-IrejBTw

Eh. We love it when young kids dance or do talent contests, dancing, whatever. This is just the political flavor. The ones calling it "child abuse" and "SICKENING" need to look up the definition of "hyperbole".

While #1 is a non-starter, it's actually a pretty cute video. It just happens to be political.